step 1
observe march 14 in your local timezone and act like that was always the plan.
holiday protocol
four ways to observe national claude day correctly
entirely unofficial guidance for participating in a holiday that remains gloriously unofficial.
step 2
be nice to haiku, sonnet, and opus even if one of them just rewrote your landing page.
step 3
if the gradient starts looking like a keynote for an ai startup from 2024, reduce saturation immediately.
step 4
remember that national claude day is fan canon. that is part of the charm, not a bug.